Bachelors degree in English: Check.  Bachelors degree in Journalism: Check.  Masters in English:  Check.  Hatred of all things numerical: Check.  And yet, here I go into a meeting to give a presentation on the financial management of our office.

Dear George, Virginia, David, e.e., Wally, Erica, Margaret, J.D., Fay, Ray, et al,

I sincerely apologize for this stray into the dark side where multiple conclusions are unheard of and reading takes the form of random letters placed meaninglessly next to numbers.  Please note that it is only temporary and I fully intend on reading The Dubliners the absolute moment I get home!

In good health and good reading,